May 2012
How did the Promb go?
Promb was the Gambomb.com!
Le fuck-it list
As a celebration of only one year of high school hell left, I have constructed a new and improved fuck-it list. For those of you naive followers who are wondering what this entails, I shall enlighten you. A fuck-it list is a way for girls (such as myself) to objectify men and set high goals (such as getting in said men’s pants). I would like to encourage all of you to create this liberating fuck-it list!
*mwah* And remember, no goal is too great to reach. (Unless your goal is James Franco…)
“I like drinking coffee alone and reading alone. I like riding the bus alone and walking home alone. It gives me time to think and set my mind free. I like eating alone and listening to music alone. But when I see a mother with her child, a girl with her lover, or a friend laughing with their best friend, I realize that even though I like being alone, I don’t fancy being lonely. The sky is beautiful, but the people are sad. I just need someone who won’t run away.”
Cool Story, Jan.
Here are some snippets of info about my life that you don’t care about.
1. I just accidentally posted a private message exposing my innermost desire to become a prostitute.
2. I really wish I was a normal girl who could paint nails because I have some banging polish that I should be wearing right now.
3. I nearly have a panic attack whenever anyone in my family touches my phone out of fear that they’ll find the beerimid pic.
4. I am conflicted. Should I spend post-prom with the girls sleeping or with my boys getting schwasted? Pls tell mi.
;) ;) mwah ;) ;)
That too <3 prostitution all the way! *high five*
Oh fuck yea! I say we open a lil business together, y/n? ;)
That awkward moment when Jannen thinks you’re drowning in the shower. #drunkgurlproblems
I just want an awkward yet loveable nerd who is slightly taller than me and also enjoys food and star wars and harry potter and wears good clothes IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK
“This is very important – to take leisure time. Pace is the essence. Without stopping entirely and doing nothing at all for great periods, you’re gonna lose everything, just to do nothing at all. And how many people do this in modern society? Very few. That’s why they’re all totally mad, frustrated, angry and hateful.”
—Charles Bukowski (via troubled)
Call Me Maybe (cover)
fun.
Call Me Maybe by fun. (Cover)
Inspiration
“I do not think I’m easy to define. I have a wandering mind. And I’m not anything that you think I am.”
-Syd Barrett“She’s like smoke: you think you’re seeing her clearly enough, but when you reach for her, there’s nothing there.”
-Ryū Murakami“I felt a tremendous distance between me and everything real.”
-Hunter S. Thompson
Basically, I am proud of everyone who gave it their all today! Da bebes rocked it, and deserve to go to states! I’m a little disappointed in how I ran, but c’est la vie.
Oh ya and I RAN WITH MY HERO WHO BASICALLY MADE MY LIFE. SHE TOLD ME I WAS CUTE AND GAVE ME TIPS AND ADVICE.
Pardon me while I faint from excitement. Xox.
“I was raised among books, making invisible friends in pages that seemed cast from dust and whose smell I carry on my hands to this day.”
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Carols Ruiz Zafon, The Shadow of the Wind (via how-novelistic)
Favorite book.
