Ok so today I was at work and I tweeted, “If you love me, you will visit me at work.” No one ever visits me at work so I wasn’t really expecting anything until this kid who I only know because he accidentally threw a grape at my head earlier this year walks in. Like I said, my only interaction with him prior to today was him throwing a grape at my head, apologizing, and Ely telling him I was a good kisser. So this kid walks in, winks at me, asks for a sample, eats his froyo super slowly while staring deeply into my eyes, thanks me for my time, winks again, and walks out. I am 5000% positive that he’s stalking me SOS
For the record, I honestly don’t give a fuck how much cock you suck. Suck a thousand cocks. Suck a million cocks. There’s no such thing as a slut. That’s just a lie they told you born out of male anxiety. Anxiety about adultery and misattributed paternity.
Sex isn’t sinful either, though you can trace a lot of sexual repression and misogyny back to the Abrahamic religions. Before Emperor Constantine tried to replace the pagan religions with Christianity, they used to have sex in church. Sacred prostitution. Happened a lot in Mesopotamia, for example. And the Mesopotamians weren’t stupid either. They invented the fucking wheel.
It’s your body to do with as you please. If anyone tries to dictate a dick limit to you, they’re trying to take ownership of your body. And that’s slavery. If they call you a slut, that’s slavery. And I refuse it. Suck an infinite number of cocks for all I care. Just enjoy it.
